- Make chit-chat about events in the news related to sports, celebrities or other obscure pop-culture subjects before the first cup of tea or coffee.
- Insist on eating out at Chuck-E-Cheese or a similar place full of flashing lights, competing noises, and crowds of loud, shrieking children running around.
- Serve them a meal composed entirely of new, unfamiliar dishes.
- “Hey– hey– space cadet — snap out of it!”
- Schedule a trip with social events all day and evening long.
- Announce that anyone who can’t tolerate certain kinds of fabric or clothing styles is just being picky.
- Install a major software update (or change other settings on their computer software) because you think it will “make their life easier”.
- Give them a surprise birthday party after a long day at work (school).
- Put things out of order.
- Dismiss their special interest as being stupid.
- Deprive them of internet access.
Thanks for the great list from Andrea.

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psst… it needs the proper numbering!
I think everyone I know has done these things to me more than once. Hence why my computer has a password, why I cook food always, and why my name is on the cable internet bill!
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