From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.

Now there’s a man with an open mind – you can feel the breeze from here!

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?

Why, I’d horse-whip you if I had a horse.

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women”

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Well, does anyone like?

Again, most are NT, so it might not be quite to your tastes. But it’s kind of pretty much the only resource I’m really familiar with enough to recommend, and I never cease to learn things there.

Here are some good resources:

http://autismadvocatechrisbcat.blogspot.com/

and doesautismaffectyou.blogspot.com

The first is by a 12-year-old who is a big fan of William Stillman, and the second is by two 10-year-olds who are doing an Exhibition project.

neurodiversity.com is a good place to go too!

Whenever I do searches on Google, all I end up with is a bunch of stuff from ‘NT’ people about how awful autism is. :-/

Everyone on here seems to have some experience either indirectly or directly. I checked out the resource page on this site; I think I may have clicked on the wrong link. Any help would be appreciated. Sorry if I’m posting in the wrong area.

Thanks,

Dan

The BPS accepts that “anyone who has eligibility to become a graduate member of the society” is a psychologist.

No wonder JBJr hates me for it enough to try smearing the qualification… I’ve pissed in his fucking chips!

He shouldn’t have been such a lazy twat.

Even in the US, one can be a psychologist with a Master’s degree, but usually that requires supervised practice… at least, since they invented the Boulder Model of training.

My post-nomials indicate that I’m a Master of Education in the psychology of special education) and that I have a Certificate of Professional Studies in Education. I also have the equivalent of a BA in which the major concentration is applicable psychology.

We’re looking into getting me legalised status (practically impossible for foreign psychologists in Finland), but I am still allowed to practise as a consultant educational psychologist. In other words, I get to do what my client needs me to do. It’s good

When it pays. But just now, I work in social psychiatry. And that’s good

Actually… it’s in the psychology of special education. It’s designed to enable me to assist in making the best decisions about how to develop the learning skills of students and the teaching skills of teachers. And other thigns too, including assessment and psycho-educational diagnosis.

JBJr has an imaginary MPA degree…

Means he doesn’t have even a temperature, let alone a degree!