I’m doing really shitty right now and I needed a good laugh. So I figured I would start looking at random YouTube video’s and I found one. No offense met to my friends at Kalamazoo Public Safety for putting this video up here – but WMU Police can take all the offense they want, there morons.
I particularly love the fake siren and using the spotlight as a light bar 50 seconds in, and the chicken chase as well.
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*chuckles*
Kate’s dad and I were actually discussing you today and were trying to figure out what all the letters after your name meant.
Transparent attempt, Best.
We ALWAYS find you out.
Divvy!
Actually its really me David
Ah – well, my comment to the AoNH still goes. Just because that’s about all he’s worth.
The letters are:
Master of Education in Special Education (Educational Psychology; Autism -Adults)
and
Certificate of Professional Studies in Education in Educational/Organisational Ethno-Psychology (specialising in autism in educational organisations)
There’s also a BA-equivalence, which I’d like to convert to a Graduateship of the City & Guilds of London Institute (G. C. G. I.), which would equate to a B. A. (Hons) in (in my case) the Psychology of Learning and Development. The thesis option would be good, but I have to see if the Finnish ministry of Labour office locally would sponsor it.
Then I could have a shitload of letters after my name…
Hi to Kate’s dad, btw.
Want something funny? This joke’s fuckin’ hilarious:
John Best Jr!
LoL
BTW-
Q- what do you call a sarcastic cowboy?
A- Tex Piss!
Enjoy
I posted something and it just disappeared! :S
Either that or this flu’s more powerful than I thought it was….
Hope what I put for the name did my part in giving you a laugh.
(Yes, that’s right. I’m a 26 year old female with the sense of a humor of a 13 year old boy.)
No, Best – you’re a 50-something male with the IQ of a snail on acid.
That’s how we always suss you out. Divvy!
It gave me a laugh, the medications I’m on gave me some really bad Flatulence at first at the hospital. One of the nurses even brought air freshener from home.
LOL about air fresheners from home.
(And my apologies for potentially contributing to a problem with my attempt at humor.)
Nice!
Direct a few flatules towards NH, will you?
Chlorine gas we can’t use – but no law says we can’t fart on the enemy!
Lurking… was that you???
Bugger me! Thought it was the seemingly resident toe-rag from NH! I do beg your pudding!
However – my comment to the Arsehole of New Hampshire still stands.
LOL, yes, that was, in fact, me. And yes, I do in fact tend to fart a lot.
Pudding (I’m guessing that means pardon?) granted.
Sometimes, I fart like a bastard! It’s terrible…
You sound like a fun person to hang about with…
Pull my finger!
This flu’s buggered my sleep cycle for eight days … gonnae sleep now.
G’night all, esp. Zack, Katelyn’s da’, Farting Aspie and the more wholesome contributors to this weird thing that Zack lets us fart all over!
For a good dose of flatulent fun, check this out: http://www.funny-games.biz/skunk-blaster.html
Found that a while ago. Whoever created it must have a lot of time on their hands, but it’s right up my alley!
Must resist urge to start playing it, lest I not go to bed for another 2-3 hours. It’s two minutes after midnight, tomorrow (or I guess officially today now) is Thanksgiving, and I’m in charge of making the green bean casserole. This means that I have to first wash the casserole dish that is now full of water soaking in the sink after I pulled it out of the refrigerator and dumped the science project that was in it, before I can get the green beans in. This means I must exercise self-control (not one of my strong points), and and resist the urge to spend a lot of time making skunks fart. lol
Testing
Okay, the immediate above post from “ZL” was me testing something and I was right. Zach, Best knows your email address and he is using it against you to post in here. Are you sure you can’t IP deny him? I don’t think you have a choice now. If you need help let me know.
interesting … i wondered if that’d be possible…
Best is a turd.
MH… aka… ForeSkin…
Only person here with voices in their head is you, and they’re all yours!
David, you’re a psychologist, correct? Do you have any letters that indicate that you have a doctorate? Here in the US, if I’m not mistaken, psychologists all have doctoral degrees (I could be wrong on that, just any I’ve known or heard of have doctorates).
In the UK (well, in Scotland and Northern Ireland) and in Finland a master’s will do. Was the same in England and Wales until the BPS tried to become the APA… since when does a PhD or any other research qualification guarantee that a practitioner has the necessary skills to be a practitioner? Many doctoral psychologists are actually really piss-poor practitioners – although they’re really good at research!
Even in the US, one can be a psychologist with a Master’s degree, but usually that requires supervised practice… at least, since they invented the Boulder Model of training.
My post-nomials indicate that I’m a Master of Education in the psychology of special education) and that I have a Certificate of Professional Studies in Education. I also have the equivalent of a BA in which the major concentration is applicable psychology.
We’re looking into getting me legalised status (practically impossible for foreign psychologists in Finland), but I am still allowed to practise as a consultant educational psychologist. In other words, I get to do what my client needs me to do. It’s good
When it pays. But just now, I work in social psychiatry. And that’s good
In addition…
The BPS accepts that “anyone who has eligibility to become a graduate member of the society” is a psychologist.
Seeing as the Lurking Aspie mentioned fart gas, we had a trick played on us in our classroom.
It stunk the whole German room out. And it did so for a few hours.
Hope everyone who celebrated it had a nice Thanksgiving.
Also Ed from The Standard Review (AspieWeb’s hubmate) has a really great video on Thanksgiving and the true meaning of it.
Can anyone on here recommend a good resource guide on the net for living with autism?
Whenever I do searches on Google, all I end up with is a bunch of stuff from ‘NT’ people about how awful autism is. :-/
Everyone on here seems to have some experience either indirectly or directly. I checked out the resource page on this site; I think I may have clicked on the wrong link. Any help would be appreciated. Sorry if I’m posting in the wrong area.
Thanks,
Dan
Hi!
Here are some good resources:
http://autismadvocatechrisbcat.blogspot.com/
and doesautismaffectyou.blogspot.com
The first is by a 12-year-old who is a big fan of William Stillman, and the second is by two 10-year-olds who are doing an Exhibition project.
neurodiversity.com is a good place to go too!
Thanks!
A forum I like to go to, it might not be quite to your liking as most folks there are NT, but a few of us on the spectrum. What I like about it, though, is we all do strive to learn from each other, it’s a nice mix, not NT vs. ASD, but NT and ASD trying to learn from each other.
http://brain.hastypastry.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=97 (that’s where I spend most of my online time, I post as Aspigander)
Again, most are NT, so it might not be quite to your tastes. But it’s kind of pretty much the only resource I’m really familiar with enough to recommend, and I never cease to learn things there.
I wish to share some of the brilliance that is Groucho Marx. Read and I gaurentee, you will fall over with laughter!
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
Now there’s a man with an open mind – you can feel the breeze from here!
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?
Why, I’d horse-whip you if I had a horse.
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women”
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
Well, does anyone like?
That man has so many problems, I fear for his family! So much hate, one hopes the net is his only outlet, and that hatred does bleed off into his family! It is not healthy to so hatefull and self righteous! There are those whom all though they believe in the mercury stuff like best, are at least respectful, are willing to listening to differing ideas without calling names and blatent harrassment, and whom are willing to participate in an actual intelligent debate! I have met them, and I wish that all would subscribe to that model. There is no need for all this hostility against one another. There is more than enough hostility in this world as it is!
Mr. Best this is your last warning. Stop the harassment or the police will be contacted.
“Andrews has a special ed degree. That means he’s allowed to say he has a diploma but he’s only qualified to clean the rat cages. It designed to make those with deminished mental capacities feel good.”
Actually… it’s in the psychology of special education. It’s designed to enable me to assist in making the best decisions about how to develop the learning skills of students and the teaching skills of teachers. And other thigns too, including assessment and psycho-educational diagnosis.
JBJr has an imaginary MPA degree…
Means he doesn’t have even a temperature, let alone a degree!
Do it, Zach! If you do, let me know privately. The report would be very useful in my current court action against Google getting Best’s blog deleted.
I have called Mr. Best and warned him that further posting on here will be considered an act of harassment. This is not a violation of the first amendment as AspieWeb.net is not a public forum – its a private forum operated privately.
The Londonberry, NH police have been advised he has been warned as have his internet service provider fairpoint communications.
And here’s the good bit… I graduated Master of Education… with Distinction.
No wonder JBJr hates me for it enough to try smearing the qualification… I’ve pissed in his fucking chips!
He shouldn’t have been such a lazy twat.